★ LEGEND ★
- ★ marks the canon. asterisks mark the lies.
- dotted red trail = the official journey of the legend
- cheeto crumbs = remnants of past field operations
- X = a spot. probably not the spot.
- ⚠ = do not engage. you have not been trained.
- compass: E = uncharted (no one has gone east and returned)
- this map = drawn entirely from his memory in 2026
- your job = follow the legend, then find what's NOT on the map
★ at least one location depicted above is a trap ★ at least one is a tribute ★ at least one is a clue ★
this map is an interactive sitemap. it is also a treasure hunt. the actual treasure isn't on this map at all —
it can only be reached by paying attention to the things skrunkfugins says, the things he sings, and the things he forgets to delete.
try the dev tools. try the audio. try everything.