SKRUNKFUGINS is proud to be associated with the following brands, who all reportedly love him very much. Slots subject to availability, mood, and pizza-roll levels.
| Brand | Tier | Since | Deliverables |
|---|---|---|---|
| GULPCO ENERGY ⚡ | PLATINUM | 2022 | Name-drop every stream · sub-only emote · Q4 "GENJI BLOOD" flavor co-creator credit |
| RGB BLOOD CHAIRS | GOLD | 2023 | Chair visible in every clip · post-game thank you · 1× chair smell review per season |
| HYDRO9000 PISS BOTTLE | SILVER | 2024 | Mentioned in 2 streams/month · cap shown on cam ≥ 1× per session |
| MEAT RELOADER™ | BRONZE | 2025 | Sticky note taped to monitor · he might forget to flip it the right way up |
| EPIC GAMER NAILS | PENDING | — | awaiting wire transfer · they sent vibes |
| NITRO SOCKS | PENDING | — | contract sent · he hasn't opened the email |
| — | — | rescinded · ask about the 2019 incident |
* verified by SKRUNK personally · no third party · trust me bro
All tiers billable monthly except CHEETO. CHEETO is forever. CHEETO is non-refundable. CHEETO is sacred.
In addition to the tiers above, SKRUNKFUGINS is available to endorse the following at extra cost:
★ NOT AVAILABLE FOR: car insurance · blue-light glasses · anything that involves wearing pants on cam · any product previously endorsed by TRACER_MAIN_69
Tell us about your brand. All fields required. Forms reviewed personally by SKRUNK during commercial breaks. Average response time: 3–7 business millennia.
1. All rates above are baseline. SKRUNKFUGINS reserves the right to triple your invoice if the stream goes well. He also reserves the right to halve your invoice if the stream goes badly, but he has never invoked this clause and never will.
2. "Logo placement" is a suggestion. SKRUNKFUGINS may rotate your logo, mirror it, draw on it with sharpie, or replace the letters with cheetos. This is part of the brand experience and is non-negotiable.
3. Cheeto Tier sponsors waive all rights to their brand identity for the duration of the partnership. SKRUNKFUGINS will refer to your company by a nickname of his choosing (typical examples: "the orange one", "you know the one", "the guys").
4. No partnership transfers. If your company is acquired, the new owner must re-pitch from scratch and submit a fresh inquiry form. They will probably be rejected.
5. By inquiring you acknowledge that SKRUNKFUGINS is the legend, not the player, and that any failure on the part of the player does not invalidate the brand. The brand is forever. The player is currently in plat.
6. "Genji Blood" is a flavor concept currently in development with GULPCO ENERGY. Mentions of it in inquiries are appreciated but do not affect the outcome.
7. You may not use the SKRUNKFUGINS likeness to sponsor: car insurance, energy drinks competing with GULPCO, mattresses, VPNs, the number 69 in any context, or anything Tracer-related.
8. The cheeto remembers. If you have ever wronged him, the algorithm will notice. The form will silently delete your submission. There will be no notification.
9. Anything not covered by this fine print is also against the rules.