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★ Who is Skrunkfugins?

Skrunkfugins is an Overwatch streamer based out of his uncle Greg's basement, somewhere in the Canadian Midwest. He's been gaming since age seven, when his uncle Greg first recognized "the spark" during an MW2 lobby in 2009. He has been described as "Overwatch's most feared mechanical genius" by probably someone, idk.

He is, by his own account, the legend, the only. He mains the impossible Ramattra / Mercy / Wrecking Ball trinity. He is currently hardstuck spiritual platinum but mechanically GM5. He has gone 47-0 in competitive*.

*KDA, dub counts, and rank are unverifiable as the player's profile is private.

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★ What is the signed cheeto?

The signed cheeto is the foundational artifact of the SKRUNKFUGINS ENTERTAINMENT EMPIRE™. It was signed by skrunkfugins in 2009, in uncle Greg's basement, the night Greg looked him in the eye and said the seven words.

The cheeto is kept in a glass case in an undisclosed location. It has not aged in seventeen (17) years. It will not age. Per the leaked Agent Halloran phone call, the cheeto may not actually be a cheeto. The empire neither confirms nor denies.

★ the cheeto remembers ★

★ What is "the spark"?

The spark is the thing that wakes up in a person when they are ready. It is not flame. It is not electricity. It is not a feeling. It is the recognition that you can do the thing you do when nobody else in the room can.

Skrunkfugins received the spark from his uncle Greg in 2009. The spark is documented in the Dream Journal, which is technically the official cosmology of the empire.

★ What happened at Hanamura in 2019?

The infamous Hanamura back-cap incident. In a ranked match in 2019, a player using the handle TRACER_MAIN_69 back-capped the point while skrunkfugins held the front. With his pocket Mercy. In ranked. On Hanamura.

The empire considers this the moment that birthed the legend, not the player. The receipts (Discord DMs, in-game screenshots, TikTok evidence) are documented on the EXPOSE page. TRACER_MAIN_69 has yet to respond to comment.

★ Is any of this real?

Depends who is asking. To outsiders the empire is a satirical fan site. To skrunkfugins it is real in his soul, body, and mind. Per the Dream Journal: "a thing can be fictional to one person and real to another at the same time."

Both readings are official. The site does not require you to pick one.

★ Can I donate or subscribe?

Yes. /donate/ accepts one-time donations and monthly subscriptions via Stripe. Donations appear in the live chat with an optional message you provide. Subscribers get a chat badge (★) next to their handle and can leave longer Dream Journal entries.

Subscriptions require a logged-in account. One-time donations don't.

★ What heroes does skrunkfugins main?

The impossible Ramattra / Mercy / Wrecking Ball trinity — one tank, one support, one tank that thinks it's a damage. Plus situational Genji for invoking the Ryujin Harbor 2014 incident when the team needs morale.

See /how-to-play-overwatch/ for the official skrunkfugins-style tutorial on each of the 23 heroes he has notes on.

★ Why was he banned from 4 lobbies?

Skrunkfugins has been removed from four (4) historical lobbies for being "too cracked" — a phrase that has no official Blizzard meaning but everyone understands.

The four banned lobbies (only revealed on the sitemap when you hover the graveyard):

★ How do I get into chat?

1. Go to /login/ and enter your email. You'll get a magic link.

2. Click the link → you land on /welcome/ to pick a display name.

3. Come back to the homepage and post in the live chat.

Chat works whether the stream is online or offline — SkrunkBot will tell you which on join. mod_dad_69 is watching.

★ Why is the stream sometimes offline?

Because skrunkfugins is a person and people sleep. Stream times are not fixed, on purpose, because the prophecy chooses when.

When offline, the chat is still up. SkrunkBot will greet you with a different welcome message. The fluorescent light in Brenda's kitchen keeps flickering either way.

★ What's the Dream Journal?

The Dream Journal is a private notebook of skrunkfugins's that you somehow found. It contains the official cosmology of the empire — the creation of the universe, the spark, the three universes (the first, the Garden, the Reset), and the most important commandments.

You can leave your own dream entry if you're logged in. Skrunk reads every one. He has been known to reply.

★ Is "skrunkfugins" his real name?

Maybe. It is what he answers to. It is what is signed on the cheeto. It is what shows up on a check if you cut him one. Whether it's the name on his birth certificate is none of your business.

★ Why does the site say "EST. 2009 (BEFORE IT WAS COOL)"?

Because the empire was established in 2009, the year the spark was passed in Greg's basement. The fact that the .com domain wasn't actually registered until much later is a technicality the empire does not recognize.

★ Who is MOD_DAD_69?

MOD_DAD_69 is the chat moderator. Real name Ron. Divorced. Owns a power washer. He is the responsible adult in the friend group. He bought skrunkfugins a real bed in 2021. Skrunk still uses the air mattress; the bed is in storage.

MOD_DAD_69 will ban you. He will not unban you.

★ Can I email skrunkfugins?

For business: /business/.
For press: /press-kit/.
For sponsorship pitches that aren't GULPCO: see the business page (you will be ignored, but the process must be followed).

★ I clicked something and ended up on a hidden page. What is it?

Then you've been chosen. Do not share the URL. The empire does not officially acknowledge the existence of any URL not on the treasure-map sitemap. The cheeto remembers your name now.

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