brenda has been the load-bearing wall of the SKRUNKFUGINS entertainment empire since 1999. she does not play overwatch. she does not understand overwatch. she knows that tracer is in the basement and that her son is "doing rank" and that "ranked" is "a thing that takes 14 hours."
her contributions include: cooking the pizza rolls, yelling that the pizza rolls are done, yelling that the pizza rolls are now cold, periodically answering the phone, and not going in the basement (a bylaw she enforces on herself).
the kitchen is the buffer zone between the basement (sacred) and the front door (cursed). nothing important happens in the kitchen. all important things pass through the kitchen on their way somewhere else.
the fluorescent light has been flickering since 2014. uncle greg said he'd fix it. uncle greg has not been here since 2014.
the phone has been ringing since 2017. nobody answers it. nobody knows who is calling.